nixon
Boned
A Man was leaving the convenience store with His usual cup of coffee when he noticed a funeral procession approaching .
There were two hearses in the lead of the procession ,followed by a man walking a dog on a leash followed by 200 + mourners .
The Man respectfully approached the man walking the dog and asked " whose funeral is this " ?
To which the mourner replied " My wife's " .
The man then asked "what happened to Her"?
the answer was that the dog had attacked ,and killed her !
So next the man asks " whose in the second hearse " ?
The answer was that it was His former mother in law , who was also attacked and killed by the dog .
There was a long silence ,and the the Man asked " Can I borrow Your dog "?
To which the Mourner said " Get in line " .
H/t Johnny at bob's the oil guy
There were two hearses in the lead of the procession ,followed by a man walking a dog on a leash followed by 200 + mourners .
The Man respectfully approached the man walking the dog and asked " whose funeral is this " ?
To which the mourner replied " My wife's " .
The man then asked "what happened to Her"?
the answer was that the dog had attacked ,and killed her !
So next the man asks " whose in the second hearse " ?
The answer was that it was His former mother in law , who was also attacked and killed by the dog .
There was a long silence ,and the the Man asked " Can I borrow Your dog "?
To which the Mourner said " Get in line " .
H/t Johnny at bob's the oil guy
