The Funeral

[lightning123]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral….. I’m a gynecologist.” That’s when the proctologist fainted.

 

[lightning123]

Just Something Funny

 

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Marriage at Times

 

[Doc]

Good ones Lightning!!!!!

 

[lightning123]

Thanks Doc!

 

[rback33]

I am not sure where she came from, but I am glad she found us!

 

[dsgsr]

Re: Just Something Funny

Unfortunately, I'm Married to the Only Woman that does ALL of The ABOVE, and she's 9-yrs. older than I.

 

[Ice Queen]

What has the fact that she is nine years older than you have to do with it? Am I being thick?

 

[Cowboyjg]

What has the fact that she is nine years older than you have to do with it? Am I being thick?

No....What say we just bathe in the confusion...

 

[lightning123]

THE WORLDS WORSE JOB.....

 

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Extremely Large Beer

 

[lightning123]

Domino's - We Deliver Anywhere..... SHIT - WHERE'S MINE TO GO WITH MY BEER -