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The Female Genie

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While trying to escape through Pakistan..Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said-
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything!"

The shocked genie said-
"Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment,then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said- "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning..so just do it and be off with you!”

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.




The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken,and he had no health insurance.
 
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yeah pelosi would screw anyone up.....look what she's done so far...i can't even believe she's an ELECTED official....my god what are they thinking in california!!!!thank you for that....i needed to get out of the debate room and this was what i needed...reps for you....Bill w
 
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Lawsuit filed in Saudi court against ‘genie’
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A family in Saudi Arabia is taking a “genie” to court, accusing it of theft and harassment.

They accuse the spirit of threatening them, throwing stones and stealing mobile phones, Al Watan newspaper said.

The family have lived in the same house near the city of Medina for 15 years but say they only recently became aware of the spirit. They have now moved out.

A local court is investigating. In Islamic theology, genies are spirits that can harass or possess humans.

“We began to hear strange sounds,” the head of the family, who come from Mahd Al Dahab, told the Saudi daily. He did not want to be named.

“At first we did not take it seriously, but then stranger things started to happen and the children got particularly scared when the genie started throwing stones.”

He added: “A woman spoke to me first, and then a man. They said we should get out of the house.”

A local court says it is trying to verify the truthfulness of the claims “despite the difficulty” of doing so.​
 
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