A government representative stopped at a farm and told the old farmer, "I'm here to inspect your farm." The farmer said, "Fine, but just stay out of that field over there." The government man puffed up. "Sir, I have the authority of the United States Government behind me. Do you see this card? I can go wherever I please on your land." The farmer shrugged and continued with his chores. Soon, he heard a loud scream from the very field he had warned the agent about. He ran over and found the government rep running full out for the fence, being chased by the farmer's meanest bull. "Help! HELP!" he screamed. The farmer yelled, "Show him your card!"
