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"THE CORK"

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The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take i t out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie . I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"
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God Bless America
 
Junkman said:
Pigtails...... it is obvious that you only post jokes..... not read them...
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Isn't that a bit hypocritical Junk?... :yankchain: :hide: I believe you've got the high score on duplicate joke posts.:whistle:
 
Geez, guys, give me a break.:hide: Have I done this before? I do believe I read MOST of the jokes. And yes, I do like to post too.. :yankchain:
 
It's okay PT, just admit you have junkman on your ignore list. :D
 
I woulnd't have mentioned it, except that I knew that bz would jump on the bandwagon. I guess that I will have to put Pigtails on the list of those that can't take a joke... :hide:
 
Doc said:
It's okay PT, just admit you have junkman on your ignore list. :D
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You can't put a moderator on your ignore list.... otherwise, I would have put you on mine... :blahblah:
 
Junkman said:
I woulnd't have mentioned it, except that I knew that bz would jump on the bandwagon. I guess that I will have to put Pigtails on the list of those that can't take a joke... :hide:
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Hey, I knew you were joking...:yankchain: I wouldn't put you on the ignore list, as I it wouldn't be the same of the forums without you in it.. I can take a joke, especially in the joke section.:yum:
 
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