Bamby
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Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any
employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work.
We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" The leader continued. "Four weeks we've been here eating managers and no one noticed anything.
But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone
who actually does something."
diversity. "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any
employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work.
We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No".
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" The leader continued. "Four weeks we've been here eating managers and no one noticed anything.
But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone
who actually does something."
