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the cannibal

working woman

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
Operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Peace Corp worker: $20.00

+ Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the politician?' The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s--t, it
takes all morning."
 
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