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The candy with the little hole

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The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh, my God! They're assholes!'
 

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My mom told me this joke many moons ago. She was purdy darn close to saint hood, so, to hear her tell this one was truly gut busting. Thanks for bringing back such a good memory!:biggrin:
 
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