Durwood RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove.
" Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
he father asks, "How much did you sell em for?",
The son says, "$1000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove.
" Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
he father asks, "How much did you sell em for?",
The son says, "$1000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is
way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"