Bamby
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Two guys are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old transmission. Give me a hand. We'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up, carry it over, count one, two, three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did you?"
The first hunter says "We sure did. We were just standing here a minute ago and your goat came running out of those bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole!"
The old farmer said, "That isn’t possible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old transmission. Give me a hand. We'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up, carry it over, count one, two, three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did you?"
The first hunter says "We sure did. We were just standing here a minute ago and your goat came running out of those bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole!"
The old farmer said, "That isn’t possible. I had him chained to a transmission!"