The Best One So Far

[mtntopper]

It has to be for real with all of the secret code numbers. Now I will never have to deal with all those fraudsters that have been so frustrating in the past and if I do now they will cancel my payment.....
I am going to give 1/4 to Sushi so he can buy a girlfriend.... and another 1/4 to SnoOps so he can tear down the circus tent and complete the Snottrac. I will be most charitable with this money since it is coming to me so easy. Anyone else need a helping hand, just let me know....


OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
e-mail: okibe_attah_bank.com

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

ATTN: Beneficiary ,

We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, Under the auspices of the THE NEW PRESIDENT, ALHAJI UMARU YARADUA and the Governor of Central Bank Of Nigeria , Prof Charles Chukwuma Soludo held a meeting last week concerning payment , both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.

On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated , so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly .

Now youre new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No : 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013 ,Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within 24hrs .

Now you are directed to contact the Head of Computer Credit/telex Dept Of Afribank PLc Dr. Edward James immediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip and also you should reconfirm your banking Details , this is to avoid mistake while transferring your overdue payment to you today .

Contact Personr. Edward James Email: telexafrican001@yahoo.it Tel : 234-80-80296431, Contact him now and inform him that you received an email from The Federal House of Senate Federal Republic of Nigeria , Instructing you to call him for immediate release of yor fund and forward your Details to his office to avoid transfer mistake

NOTE : We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call , if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating , I shall stop and cancel your payment immediately .


Best Regards

Senator okibe attah
NATE PRESIDENT
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)

 

[Bobcat]

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I am going to give 1/4 to Sushi so he can buy a girlfriend.... and another 1/4 to SnoOps so he can tear down the circus tent and complete the Snottrac. I will be most charitable with this money since it is coming to me so easy. Anyone else need a helping hand, just let me know....

Thanks for the offer, but it looks like I'm set. I'm sure this one is legit, in a crooked kinda way, 'cause it's not from Nigeria. I'd just be helping to prevent corrupt politicians from stealing the money anyway, and there will be ZERO risk to me as it will all be handled after establishing secured communications via HotMail. I do need to jump on it though; there's only a few days left!

Oh, by the way...after I buy an island and a yacht, I'm going to spend the rest of the money buying up all the old Slow Tracs around the world. I plan on recycling them into little bells for cat collars.

Hello,

My name is Mr. Cheng Sung Li. I work as a senior investment consultant with DBS . I also work as part of the regional team that covers the entire Asian region.
I had taken pains to find your contact through personal endeavors.Approximately five years ago, an investor(Mr.DAVID MEYER Deceased nine months ago)invested a total ofUS$19.7M (NineteenMillion, Seven hundred thousand United State Dollars)with my department.With interest at today value, the said invested fund is now worth a little under US$30M (Thirty Million, United State dollars).Late DAVID MEYER Attorney/Lawyer notified my department of the sudden death
(CarAccident) of Mr. DAVID MEYER. He (the attorney) also expresses concern that David had died without a will and he has no details of any surviving relatives.
The lawyer has now requested my department to check our records to clarify who Late DAVID MEYER may have named as his nextof Kin on the investment application.

Fortunately,or rather unfortunately, the person named as next of kin,was his girl friend who also died in the car accident. I have not yet notified the lawyer that the next of Kin was the girl friend. I virtually have another 7 working days to do so.Should I notify the lawyer of my findings, automatically, the invested funds will be confiscated by the Singapore Government? This I do not mind, my concerns and worries is that the funds once released from our bank, it will be diverted else where by senior Singapore government functionaries for their personal gains. On the basis of my worries, my immediate boss and I decided to act fast by contacting and inviting you to work with us posing as a relative of the decease,With our insider privileged information, the funds can be paid to you as the only surviving relative. We have all the information and guidance to enable you and us realize this opportunity.

We have evaluated the risk analysis and we are convinced that the risk element is ZERO, as long as you maintain 100% confidentiality. As you should understand, I am taking a great risk contacting you and making this proposal. Therefore, you should understand why I must say no more about this transaction until I receive an email from you confirming your receipt of this letter.Once secured communication has been established between you and us, detailed clarifications will be dealt with, such as what each party stand to benefit and time scale and procedures. Time is not in our favour. Please establish secured communication with me through my email chengsungli@hotmail.com

Yours truly

Cheng Sung Li.

 

[ddrane2115]

Problem is that while some of us will laugh at this, others will jump on it, send in the needed money to proceed then realize in a few days they have been ripped off by yet another pos that needs to spend life and eternity in some underground prison where even the bread and water have to be made by them.................

 

[ddrane2115]

It has to be for real with all of the secret code numbers. Now I will never have to deal with all those fraudsters that have been so frustrating in the past and if I do now they will cancel my payment.....
I am going to give 1/4 to Sushi so he can buy a girlfriend.... and another 1/4 to SnoOps so he can tear down the circus tent and complete the Snottrac. I will be most charitable with this money since it is coming to me so easy. Anyone else need a helping hand, just let me know....


OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTIONPANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA
e-mail: okibe_attah_bank.com

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

ATTN: Beneficiary ,

We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, Under the auspices of the THE NEW PRESIDENT, ALHAJI UMARU YARADUA and the Governor of Central Bank Of Nigeria , Prof Charles Chukwuma Soludo held a meeting last week concerning payment , both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.

On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated , so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly .

Now youre new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No : 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013 ,Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within 24hrs .

Now you are directed to contact the Head of Computer Credit/telex Dept Of Afribank PLc Dr. Edward James immediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip and also you should reconfirm your banking Details , this is to avoid mistake while transferring your overdue payment to you today .

Contact Personr. Edward James Email: telexafrican001@yahoo.it Tel : 234-80-80296431, Contact him now and inform him that you received an email from The Federal House of Senate Federal Republic of Nigeria , Instructing you to call him for immediate release of yor fund and forward your Details to his office to avoid transfer mistake

NOTE : We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call , if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating , I shall stop and cancel your payment immediately .


Best Regards

Senator okibe attah
NATE PRESIDENT
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)

I would love to have a horse farm, just a small one though, under 100 acres, and a few horses for the wife to tend too, since I will be flying around in the jet playing golf in all the best places on earth, and driving the bota around when I am home. Send it in cashier check form to: you have to be kidding
number one, danny's way or the highway
his town, and state
00001

thanks bud

 

[Bobcat]

Problem is that while some of us will laugh at this, others will jump on it, send in the needed money to proceed then realize in a few days they have been ripped off by yet another pos that needs to spend life and eternity in some underground prison where even the bread and water have to be made by them.................

I believe these both fall under the axiom "You can't cheat an honest person".

 

[Bobcat]

Dearest
I am Ego Bata Campala, the only son of late Chief and Mrs.John Campala. Please, don't be embarrassed, I am seeking for your attention, in helping me to transfer the sum of ($6.2,000,000,00 US dollars)in to your account. Please, it's very urgent.
Moreover, I will be share ring the total amount with you, but we are going to mark out 10% of the total sum for the expenditures in the process of transferring of my money into your nominated account overseas.
I believed that you may be a God sent to me to solve my problem which you will also benefit from as you are been touched and feel over my issues.

My good friend, this is a very long and painful story.
I am hiding in a hotel right now the problem is that my late Father was an international Cocoa exporter and he was the first son of the father but the problem arose after our grand father death of which his greedy brother Michael Campala decided to claim all the inherited portion of our grand father wealth as a result of that he poisoned my father and after my father's death he sent assassins to kill me and my mother but fortunately for me I went to night prayers before I came back in the morning I saw my mother's body outside the compound I can not stand this situation I went to my church pastor Rev Raphael who help to call police and after investigation the took my uncle to police net and berried my mother.
I was staying alone in the house but it was uncomfortable to stay when I was in the house alone as if that was not enough they released my uncle after he must have bribe the police people with money. I ran away because his target will be to kill me this time hence I am the only person remaining and he had succeeded in killing my parents. Where I am now the only thing I have is few of my cloths and Fund deposit certificate of my father's fund in the bank and also the Will certificate which he use to legalise and will the fund to me as his only son because of his plans that I will continue my education in the best school abroad which I still want to maintain that his previous plans for.

I do not want to stay any longer here because I will be in target in a very big danger.


My problem now is whether you will remain honest to me and touched by almighty father so that you will assist me to transfer this fund in your account so that I will come over there to continue my education as planed by my late father. I have visited the bank manager where my dad deposited this fund and he told me that when ever I am ready to process my inheritance right and transfer the fund that I should come over, therefore I will be meeting the bank manager to inform him that I am ready to transfer the money abroad but I will like to receive your full contact information which I will present to the manager and when I return I will inform you to communicate the bank as my guardian and inform you other information I may receive from them

Here is my line
+228-9387353
Have a nice weekend and God bless
Thanks
Egom Bata

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[RedRocker]

I could use a credit card for fuel!