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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical.All of his tests comeback with normal results.
The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks
great. But at your age tell me how are you doing
mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?"
Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on.
When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off."
" WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife.
"Ethel," he says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you
as I am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he
gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom,
and when he's done POOF! the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims, "he's peeing in the refrigerator
again!
