Thankful to the Obamas because ...

[Danang Sailor]

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[FONT=&quot]“Compared to her, my ass doesn’t look so big!” – Oprah[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]”After seeing what they wear, our raggedy clothes don’t look so cheesy now!” – Homeless people[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“He has taken the redistribution of wealth idea even farther than I did!” – K. Marx[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“Now I don’t look so bad for creating law by decree and bypassing the legislature so much!” – A. Hitler[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“He has allowed us to buy an entire continent for ourselves!” – The Chinese[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“He really IS our boy!” – The Brady Bunch[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“He is an Honest Politician!” – The Chicago Machine*[/FONT]



















[FONT=&quot]*Definition – An Honest Politician: One who, once bought, stays bought.[/FONT]

 

[muleman]

He really will try to take guns away from the people--S. Brady

He will pay my rent and feed my kids and send them to college for free--ghetto mommas everywhere

He actually won't close the border--wetbacks and terrorists

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Beat me to it, Muley.

But an addendum to your #2: So I can pay for my crack with the wellfare/unemployment/"disability" check.

 

[loboloco]

He actually makes me look smart - The Village Idiot

 

[Melensdad]

I am thankful to Obama because he proves that I was not the worst President in the history of USA. -- Jimmy Carter​