Texas Trooper Jokes

[Spiffy1]

Not sure if true, but pretty funny!

GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered
the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police
Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.

 

[Gerard]

I the #2 (better) is the best.

 

[Junkman]

I the #2 (better) is the best.

It is also true...... think BIRD !

 

[bczoom]

It is also true...... think BIRD !

That's what I was thinking about #3

 

[Spiffy1]

I'd somehow guessed that Junk's remark would have referenced #3 as well, but I should know better than to even try getting inside that man's mind.

Of course, just the thought of someone pulling one over on the cops and getting away with it humored me the most, therefor #3; if it wasn't too dang cute to be gut wrenching funny, I'd probably voted for #1.

 

[humor_me]

That's what I was thinking about #3

E X A C T L Y!

No balls