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A Tennessee Mountain Woman went to the doctor and was
told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a
specimen.
When she got home, she asked her husband,
"What is a specimen?"
He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith.
She's a nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty
minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and
bruises on her face and body.
"What in the world happened?" asked her husband.
"Danged if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen
was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in
a jug and then all hell broke loose."
told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a
specimen.
When she got home, she asked her husband,
"What is a specimen?"
He replied, "Danged if I know. Go next door and ask Edith.
She's a nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty
minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and
bruises on her face and body.
"What in the world happened?" asked her husband.
"Danged if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen
was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go fart in
a jug and then all hell broke loose."
