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TEN SIGNS YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. . .

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TEN SIGNS YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. . .

10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay
Pride parade.

9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.

8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a
highway, you suddenly run out of gas.

7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids.
and six pallbearers.

6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I
don't do autopsies."

5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitatioin begins
with, "Dear Weenie. . "

4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue
box: "ICBM launch successful. Confim strike? (Y/N)".

3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive
material as tooth-filling.

2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck
which looks very similar to the ones on the old Beverly Hillbillies.

1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for
pickles and ice cream.
 
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