TEN SIGNS YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. . .
10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay
Pride parade.
9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.
8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a
highway, you suddenly run out of gas.
7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids.
and six pallbearers.
6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I
don't do autopsies."
5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitatioin begins
with, "Dear Weenie. . "
4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue
box: "ICBM launch successful. Confim strike? (Y/N)".
3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive
material as tooth-filling.
2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck
which looks very similar to the ones on the old Beverly Hillbillies.
1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for
pickles and ice cream.
10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay
Pride parade.
9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.
8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a
highway, you suddenly run out of gas.
7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids.
and six pallbearers.
6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I
don't do autopsies."
5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitatioin begins
with, "Dear Weenie. . "
4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue
box: "ICBM launch successful. Confim strike? (Y/N)".
3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive
material as tooth-filling.
2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck
which looks very similar to the ones on the old Beverly Hillbillies.
1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for
pickles and ice cream.