My teacher is really giving me a tuff time" Little Johnny was telling
his father.
"Handle it this way Johnny," his father advised. "Take special care
with your personal appearance and attire. Pay attention in class. And
do your assignments and homework promptly."
"I really don't think that'll help Dad," Johnny sighed. "She hissed at
me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."
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A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making
love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. The
man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man, I
finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The woman overhears him talking
to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait and give the woman I
love my virginity." Astounded, the woman replies, "So you really love
me?" "No," the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
his father.
"Handle it this way Johnny," his father advised. "Take special care
with your personal appearance and attire. Pay attention in class. And
do your assignments and homework promptly."
"I really don't think that'll help Dad," Johnny sighed. "She hissed at
me during study break that she's 3 weeks overdue."
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A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making
love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. The
man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man, I
finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The woman overhears him talking
to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait and give the woman I
love my virginity." Astounded, the woman replies, "So you really love
me?" "No," the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."