Cowboyjg
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says,"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the Night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
"Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
To do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says,"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the Night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
"Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
To do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."