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This will be funny to everyone but IRS employees. 
Subject: TAX MAN
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
>books of a synagogue.
>While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice
>you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings"?
>"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them to the
>candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles".
>"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
>had a practical answer, but on he went, in his obnoxious way:
>"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs"?
>"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
>trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back
>to the manufacturers, and every now and then they s end a free box of holy
>biscuits".
>"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
>know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the
>leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform"?
>"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
>all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year
>they send us a complete prick.
Subject: TAX MAN
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
>books of a synagogue.
>While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice
>you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings"?
>"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them to the
>candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles".
>"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
>had a practical answer, but on he went, in his obnoxious way:
>"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs"?
>"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
>trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back
>to the manufacturers, and every now and then they s end a free box of holy
>biscuits".
>"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
>know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the
>leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform"?
>"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
>all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year
>they send us a complete prick.