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Tattooos

NorthernRedneck

NorthernRedneck

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A girl once tattooed Christmas on one thigh and Thanksgiving on the other thigh and said "Now tell me there is nothing to eat between the holidays.":biggrin:
 
Did ya hear about the girl who had Willie Nelson tattooed on the inside of one thigh and Kris Kristofferson tattooed on the other. When she was showing them off one night to a guy who had quite a few drinks, she asked if he could tell who they were. He said I can't tell who those guys are but the one in the middle looks like Bob Dylan.
 
Why you should marry a fat, tattooed woman ...........

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............. shade in the Summer, warmth in the Winter, and moving pictures all year round .............. :brows:
 
A blonde got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh.

When asked by her friends why the seashell, she said "when someone puts there head down there they can smell the ocean".
 
Doc said:
Did ya hear about the girl who had Willie Nelson tattooed on the inside of one thigh and Kris Kristofferson tattooed on the other. When she was showing them off one night to a guy who had quite a few drinks, she asked if he could tell who they were. He said I can't tell who those guys are but the one in the middle looks like Bob Dylan.
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could be worse...

he could have sid Mick Jagger:yum:
 
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