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Taking time off work

Blondie

Blond Member
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave.



I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.



My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.



A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."



I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think
you're going?"




She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

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