Take It Off Diet

[thcri]

[FONT=&quot]TAKE IT OFF[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]running shoes and a sign around her neck.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]can have me".[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]He lost 63 pounds that week.[/FONT]