Danang Sailor
nullius in verba
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2.2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3.1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro Scope
4.Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5.Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6.Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7.6.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8.Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9.1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10.Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11.Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12.453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13.1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
14.1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15.365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16.2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
17.52 cards = 1 decacards
18.1000 kilograms of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19.1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21.1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22.10 rations = 1 decoration
23.100 rations = 1 C-ration
24.2 monograms = 1 diagram
25.8 nickels = 2 paradigms
26.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing = 1 IV League
27.100 Senators = Not 1 decision
28.Time interval between hitting the delete key and then realizing that file is needed = 1 onoseceond
2.2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3.1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 micro Scope
4.Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5.Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6.Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7.6.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8.Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9.1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10.Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11.Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12.453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13.1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
14.1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15.365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16.2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
17.52 cards = 1 decacards
18.1000 kilograms of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19.1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21.1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22.10 rations = 1 decoration
23.100 rations = 1 C-ration
24.2 monograms = 1 diagram
25.8 nickels = 2 paradigms
26.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing = 1 IV League
27.100 Senators = Not 1 decision
28.Time interval between hitting the delete key and then realizing that file is needed = 1 onoseceond
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