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Sushi's list of things to do on a public elevator!?!

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
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He probably won't admit to doing any of these things :hammer:


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
 
I used to work a half block from the state Capitol, and I parked in the public garage that also received everyone visiting the Capital on business. I noticed that many of the first-time visitors had a 'my only chance, do or die' frightened look in their eyes as we descended in the parking garage elevators, anticipating the unfamiliar but critically important events they were walking into that day. Those visitors were wound so tight that a dropped pin would have put them on the ceiling.

And those parking garage elevators made a variety of noises - squeaks, thumps, groans, as they came down from the top floors.

I used to respond when the elevator was crammed to capacity and then something squeaked or thumped: "That's what it sounded like last time just before that frayed cable snapped!!!"

I always wondered if any of these super uptight Capital visitors had soiled themselves before they had even gotten across the street. :yum:
 
5) MEOW occasionally.





10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."




16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.




22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

5. He does.

10. His are purple.

16. He does that here all the time.:yum:

22. see above.:wink:
 
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