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Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to
operate on:
*The first surgeon says:*
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."
*The second responds: *
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
*The third surgeon says:*
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them
is in alphabetical order."
*The fourth surgeon chimes in:*
"You know, I like construction workers..those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over."
*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
operate on:
*The first surgeon says:*
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered."
*The second responds: *
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
*The third surgeon says:*
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them
is in alphabetical order."
*The fourth surgeon chimes in:*
"You know, I like construction workers..those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over."
*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
