urednecku
Banned
Sumbich
An extremely rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Larry, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Larry was having a great time. He was drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ, and flirting with all the married women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Larry in the pool!
Larry was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Larry was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Larry was screaming, the gator was hissing, and both were raising hell.
Finally Larry strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Larry then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Larry, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'Naw, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Larry.
His host said, 'Man, you won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Larry.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options in my company?'
Again Larry said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Larry, then what do you want?'
Larry said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
An extremely rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Larry, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Larry was having a great time. He was drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ, and flirting with all the married women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Larry in the pool!
Larry was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Larry was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Larry was screaming, the gator was hissing, and both were raising hell.
Finally Larry strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Larry then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Larry, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'Naw, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Larry.
His host said, 'Man, you won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Larry.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options in my company?'
Again Larry said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Larry, then what do you want?'
Larry said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
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