Stuttering cat!

[muleman]

[FONT=&quot]A teacher's story about[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Stuttering[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]asked the girl to describe the incident.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]'It sure was,' said the little girl.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]but before she could say 'Fuck-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her![/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The teacher had to leave the room.[/FONT]

 

[snow dog]

little girls are so cute