The Top 12 Stupid FDA Warning Labels
12 Cell phones: "Phone should always be in the off position
before being lodged up your ass by the angry motorist you
just rear-ended."
11 Jaegermeister: "What can you possibly be thinking?"
10 Viagra: "Just remember, chump, you're STILL fat, bald
and ugly!"
9 The Clapper: "Use of this product near a construction site
is not recommended."
8 Pineapple: "Not to be inserted rectally.
No, seriously -- it's not a good idea."
7 Rogaine: "Excessive use may result in a career as a
boxing promoter."
6 Zima: "Merely holding this bottle is obliterating your
already-remote prospects of getting laid."
5 Raquel Welch: "Contents may have settled."
4 Windows98: "May cause unpredictable behavior and loss
or corruption of <mailto:d$@@NQ>d$@@<mailto:d$@@NQ>NQ t!"z +~]]J; FATAL
EX&~d"
3 Whitman Sampler: "Caution - you never know what you're
gonna git."
2 El Presidente Cigars: "Should only be enjoyed orally."
1 Prozac: "Whatever"
12 Cell phones: "Phone should always be in the off position
before being lodged up your ass by the angry motorist you
just rear-ended."
11 Jaegermeister: "What can you possibly be thinking?"
10 Viagra: "Just remember, chump, you're STILL fat, bald
and ugly!"
9 The Clapper: "Use of this product near a construction site
is not recommended."
8 Pineapple: "Not to be inserted rectally.
No, seriously -- it's not a good idea."
7 Rogaine: "Excessive use may result in a career as a
boxing promoter."
6 Zima: "Merely holding this bottle is obliterating your
already-remote prospects of getting laid."
5 Raquel Welch: "Contents may have settled."
4 Windows98: "May cause unpredictable behavior and loss
or corruption of <mailto:d$@@NQ>d$@@<mailto:d$@@NQ>NQ t!"z +~]]J; FATAL
EX&~d"
3 Whitman Sampler: "Caution - you never know what you're
gonna git."
2 El Presidente Cigars: "Should only be enjoyed orally."
1 Prozac: "Whatever"
