Stray Thoughts
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and allow natural selection to recover.
I changed my car horn to the sound of gun shots. People move out of the way much faster.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the gym. I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning.
Paranoid people check behind shower curtains- if you find someone, what's your plan?
"A gun is kind of like a parachute; if you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again"
I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and allow natural selection to recover.
I changed my car horn to the sound of gun shots. People move out of the way much faster.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the gym. I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning.
Paranoid people check behind shower curtains- if you find someone, what's your plan?
"A gun is kind of like a parachute; if you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again"