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Stimulus Package

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jeepersmitty

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JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

I got my stimulus package in the mail today, It contained Watermelon
seeds. cornbread mix, and 10 KFC coupons.

Have you gotten yours yet?
 
Little Johnny

I must have needed a laugh I don't know but I read every one of them. My stomach is going to be sore. Little johnny was sittling on the curb dandling a bottle of clear liquid on his lap when Father Mike came out of the church. Knowing little Johnny Father Mike was immediately suspicious when he noticed the bottle so he asked Johnny "What you got in your bottle Johnny?"......."Nitric Acid" Johnny replied. Father Mike was horrified but immediately thought of a plan to get the bottle from Johnny. "I'll trade you a bottle of Holy Water For that Johnny" "Holy Water...What's that good for?" asked Johnny "Well" said Father Mike "If you rub some of it on a pregnant woman's stomach she'll pass a baby!" "Sheeit!" replied Johnny " Rub some of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!!"
 
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