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Splinters

Leni

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A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."
 
What is sad is how close to true that is of our government running folk's lives anymore! But it is funny!:yum::yum::yum:
 
The fact that it is so close to true is what makes it funny. The guy who sent it to me worked at the Jet Pulpulsion (sic) Lab in Pasadena.

I'm brain dead. I can't remember how to spell that word.
 
The fact that it is so close to true is what makes it funny. The guy who sent it to me worked at the Jet Pulpulsion (sic) Lab in Pasadena.

I'm brain dead. I can't remember how to spell that word.

According to the DS Unabridged Dictionary: propulsion, pronounced pro-PUL-shun.

 
Thanks Danang sailor. I knew that I was brain dead. Maybe a shot of grog will make me whole again. Do you suppose?
 
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