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Spent the last week talking to a posible honey...

tsaw

tsaw

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Wow! I thought I met my soul mate. Everything was fine up till last night... when I thought it was time to bring up the forbidden!

1) Religion
2) Politics
3) Sex

Religion... discussion... went nowhere - but we both agreed that Jahova witnesses were annoying. I never got to say that I'm agnostic - and only believe that there HAS to be more than just man in the universe... There just HAS TO BE!!

Politics - She voted for Obama... That killed it right there.
Not compatible.

Sex -"like 69?" Nope "too short for that"

Oh well...

One day I'll meet someone that dosn;t buy into the religiose "chrch " veiw --- didn't vote for OBama... and likes 69:yum::yum::yum:
 
tsaw said:
Wow! I thought I met my soul mate. Everything was fine up till last night... when I thought it was time to bring up the forbidden!

1) Religion
2) Politics
3) Sex

Religion... discussion... went nowhere - but we both agreed that Jahova witnesses were annoying. I never got to say that I'm agnostic - and only believe that there HAS to be more than just man in the universe... There just HAS TO BE!!

Politics - She voted for Obama... That killed it right there.
Not compatible.

Sex -"like 69?" Nope "too short for that"

Oh well...

One day I'll meet someone that dosn;t buy into the religiose "chrch " veiw --- didn't vote for OBama... and likes 69:yum::yum::yum:
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That'll teach you to learn to discuss all those things too soon?
How long have you known her?

-Most religions are annoying, depending on who you are talking to.
-She voted for Obama? Did you ask her why?
What is 69 and sex? I don't get it. Is that a rating on a scale of 1-100?:whistling:
 
pirate_girl said:
:yum:
That'll teach you to learn to discuss all those things too soon?
How long have you known her?

-Most religions are annoying, depending on who you are talking to.
-She voted for Obama? Did you ask her why?
What is 69 and sex? I don't get it. Is that a rating on a scale of 1-100?:whistling:
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Well I know 77 is 8 more. Saw that on a wall once... Never got that one either:flowers:
 
Tom, haven't you figured out that the first thing you do is have sex? There will be plenty of time for chit-chat later.:whistling:
 
I read somewhere that someone tried to get this personalized license plate through Motor Vehicles: IB6UB9

Took them some time, but Motor Vehicles finally caught on.

Bob
 
muleman said:
Tom, haven't you figured out that the first thing you do is have sex? There will be plenty of time for chit-chat later.:whistling:
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Just like shopping for a used car. You have to take it for a test drive around the block before you decide you want to take a long trip with it.:w00t2:
 
Question: Why is the 69 position also called the "smokers' position?"

Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray.
 
ROFLMFAO -- how can you be too short for a 69 --she just didn't want to snack on your ho ho..... lololol but u r right the Obama thing woulda' done it for me (if I were a guy)

l will chuckle over this "too short" thing for a long long time
 
muleman said:
Tom, haven't you figured out that the first thing you do is have sex? There will be plenty of time for chit-chat later.:whistling:
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what does chit chat have to do with it? I'd rather have a guy light a cigarette than try to talk to me after great sex - just shut up and let me savor the moment.
 
dixiedragon said:
what does chit chat have to do with it? I'd rather have a guy light a cigarette than try to talk to me after great sex - just shut up and let me savor the moment.
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I would have to agree. There is nothing which could possibly be dummer, and mood shattering, than what would come out of my head after mindblowing sex.

Cut me a break gal, I need the sleep.:wink:

And if I did it right,,,,,so do you.:flowers:


franc
 
Lol! I now have a women that likes 69. Didn't vote Omama, and is a critical thinker on religion! Plus she cleans my house when she comes over. So, yea tsaw has been happy.:clap:
 
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