Junkman
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The ex sent this to me in 04, but I just never got around to opening it. Had no idea what I was going to find in the email, so I figured that I would just save it for a rainy day..... Today it is cold and rainy. It turns out to be an actual "joke"....
CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS - (LLCA)
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 3RD. CLASSES
START AFTER LABOR DAY
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR
CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday
at 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting
the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and
Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
(Note: this class meets at Irish's Brew Pub on 16th Street)
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper
and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meeting are Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into
the Kitchen Sink? Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4
Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking
in the right places instead of turning the house upside
down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
!
Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is
not harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly
while she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks,
Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
techniques. Proper techniques for holding her purse.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2
hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM,
location to be determined
CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS - (LLCA)
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY AUGUST 3RD. CLASSES
START AFTER LABOR DAY
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR
CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday
at 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting
the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and
Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
(Note: this class meets at Irish's Brew Pub on 16th Street)
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper
and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meeting are Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into
the Kitchen Sink? Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday
for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4
Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking
in the right places instead of turning the house upside
down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours
!
Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is
not harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly
while she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks,
Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
techniques. Proper techniques for holding her purse.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2
hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday
at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM,
location to be determined