Atlanta Airport
Atlanta Tower:
"Saudi Air 511 --
You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air:
"Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower :
"Iran Air 711 -
You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air:
"Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land
on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air:
ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower :
"Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS
FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower :
"Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."
Atlanta Tower:
"Saudi Air 511 --
You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air:
"Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land
on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower :
"Iran Air 711 -
You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air:
"Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land
on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air:
ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"
Atlanta Tower :
"Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS
FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower :
"Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.
Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."