JEV
Mr. Congeniality
[FONT="]1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.[/FONT]
[FONT="]2. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.[/FONT]
[FONT="]4. Leave a note on your door that reads: [/FONT]
[FONT="] Bubba - [/FONT]
[FONT="]Big'un, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]2. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.[/FONT]
[FONT="]4. Leave a note on your door that reads: [/FONT]
[FONT="] Bubba - [/FONT]
[FONT="]Big'un, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.[/FONT]
[FONT="]COOTER[/FONT]