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Southern Home Security
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pugs and Pit Bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pugs and Pit Bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."