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Bamby

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A cattle rancher in Wyoming wanted to cross breed his cattle with another strain, so he bought two bulls from Spain, a young bull just ready to begin breeding, and an old bull with an excellent record of siring strong stock. The old bull and the young bull were shipped by freighter (Note to Jeff: a freighter is a very big boat) from Spain to San Francisco, then by train to the ranch in Wyoming. As they were unloaded from the rail car, the two bulls spotted a large herd of cattle at the top of a nearby hill. "Hey", said the young bull, "Let's run up that hill and mate with some of those cows!"

"I've got a better idea," said the old bull. "Let's walk up, then mate with all of them."
 
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