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Some Jokes I've Heard Recently

JTyler

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There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary code, and those who don't.

Dislexics of the world, untie!

An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement.

Congressional Virus - the computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Five thirds of children don't properly learn fractions.

70% of all statistics are made up on the spot by 64% of people that produce false statistics 54% of the time they produce them.
 
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