SMOKING A JOINT
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing? "
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my
cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have some
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and he's going to
get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls in.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to
the side and he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,smoking
a joint with his new monkey friend, his mouth got dry, and he was so
wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the
jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "F-------------CK, DUDE....... just how
much water did you drink?"
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing? "
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my
cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have some
joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and he's going to
get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls in.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to
the side and he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,smoking
a joint with his new monkey friend, his mouth got dry, and he was so
wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the
jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "F-------------CK, DUDE....... just how
much water did you drink?"
