The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room
with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it
wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said,
"Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all
bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look
awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his
snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned,
older cowboy, a man's man... The next morning he came to
breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he
said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what
happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good
night. Bob sat up and watched me all night..."
with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it
wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said,
"Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all
bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look
awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his
snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned,
older cowboy, a man's man... The next morning he came to
breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he
said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what
happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good
night. Bob sat up and watched me all night..."
