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Skippy

lilnixon

AKA LILVIXEN
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.

The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face.

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rrrrrip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, a little more angrily, 'Skippy!!'

Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes! This is too good to be true.' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. This one was a true prizewinner.

Once again, the father, barely able to contain himself, glared at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dammit, Skippy!! Get away from her, before she shits on you!!!'
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