A woman pleaded to the Governor that he release her husband from prison. "What was his crime?" the Governor asked. "Stealing a loaf of bread." "And is he a good husband to you?" "Not really," she replied. "He bullies the kids, runs around with other women, and when he gets drunk, he beats me." "Then why on Earth would you want him released?" asked the Governor. "We're out of bread!"
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A drug store clerk offered his assistance to a cute young woman. "Well, yes, I do need some help. My new husband needs deodorant, but I don't know what type he uses." The clerk asked, "Is it the ball type?" She replied, "No, it's for under his arms!"
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A drug store clerk offered his assistance to a cute young woman. "Well, yes, I do need some help. My new husband needs deodorant, but I don't know what type he uses." The clerk asked, "Is it the ball type?" She replied, "No, it's for under his arms!"