Signs your family MAY be dysfunctional
1 New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
2 Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
3 Your mother and your pre-teen sister always fighting over the last
beer.
4 In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
5 Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
6 Holidays are usually celebrated by sniffing glue and kicking a toaster
around the house.
7 Family discussions usually begin with, "Put the gun down."
8 Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from
Penthouse Forum.
9 Thanksgiving Dinner consists of drinking Wild Turkey instead of eating roast turkey.
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and ..... I'm guessing you all can add some good ones to this list.
(not that you all are dysfunctional or anything
)
1 New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
2 Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
3 Your mother and your pre-teen sister always fighting over the last
beer.
4 In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
5 Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
6 Holidays are usually celebrated by sniffing glue and kicking a toaster
around the house.
7 Family discussions usually begin with, "Put the gun down."
8 Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from
Penthouse Forum.
9 Thanksgiving Dinner consists of drinking Wild Turkey instead of eating roast turkey.
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and ..... I'm guessing you all can add some good ones to this list.
(not that you all are dysfunctional or anything
)
