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Gone But Not Forgotten
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch
together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man
in
the world, but how can I be sure?
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but
I've never had it confirmed.'
Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all,
but sometimes I wonder.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs
were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm
for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the
hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true.
The
mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Jennifer followed and boasted, 'It is true, it has been
confirmed that she was the sexiest of all.
Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and
asked,
'Who the hell is* *MURPH?!?!??!?!
HA! Made you laugh!!!!!
together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man
in
the world, but how can I be sure?
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but
I've never had it confirmed.'
Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all,
but sometimes I wonder.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs
were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm
for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the
hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true.
The
mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Jennifer followed and boasted, 'It is true, it has been
confirmed that she was the sexiest of all.
Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and
asked,
'Who the hell is* *MURPH?!?!??!?!
HA! Made you laugh!!!!!
