• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

short funnies

working woman

New member
I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
~~~~~


Aspire to inspire before you expire.
~~~~~

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

~~~~~


The irony of life is that, by the time

You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn

of a new error.
 
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