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Gone But Not Forgotten
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband
was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely
ballistic." You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be
lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy... if you explain the kids...."
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would
break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband
was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft,
wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely
ballistic." You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be
lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy... if you explain the kids...."
