separated at birth

[Rusty Shackleford]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ''Amal.'' The other goes to a family inSpain; they name him ''Juan.'' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

 

[mak2]

Should have stopped with the pink elephant.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

i never know when to stop

 

[muleman]

Mom had twins named Dusty and Rusty. One blew away in the wind and the other hung on forever!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[loboloco]

The one that blew away fell in england and turned into a Galvy

 

[muleman]

He will love it when he see this thread.

 

[Danang Sailor]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ''Amal.'' The other goes to a family inSpain; they name him ''Juan.'' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty ..... don't you know any jokes that aren't at least 20 years old??

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty ..... don't you know any jokes that aren't at least 20 years old??

lets seee........

NOPE

 

[muleman]

Considering his age they are only as old as he is!