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Sensitive man

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Sensitive man
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would
have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but
she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by
his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
 
I wondered if he lived after that comment? good one! :D
 
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