Leni
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A Senior Citizen couple living in The Villages had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.*
*One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."*
*The husband texted back to her:* *"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."*
*One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."*
*The husband texted back to her:* *"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."*
