Junkman
Extra Super Moderator
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
Ø 40-ish…………………………….49.
Ø Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
Ø Average looking…………………Moooo.
Ø Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure……………...On medication.
Ø Feminist………………………….Fat.
Ø Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.
Ø Friendship first…………………...Former Slut.
Ø New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
Ø Open-minded…………………….Desperate.
Ø Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional……………………...Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous………………………Very fat.
Ø Large frame……………………...Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
Ø Yes……………………………….No
Ø No………………………………..Yes
Ø Maybe……………………………No
Ø We need………………………….I want
Ø I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
Ø We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not
Ø Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
Ø I am hungry………………………I am hungry
Ø I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy
Ø I am tired…………………………I am tired
Ø Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!
Ø I love you………………………...Let’s have sex now
Ø I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?
Ø May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.
Ø 40-ish…………………………….49.
Ø Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
Ø Average looking…………………Moooo.
Ø Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure……………...On medication.
Ø Feminist………………………….Fat.
Ø Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.
Ø Friendship first…………………...Former Slut.
Ø New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
Ø Open-minded…………………….Desperate.
Ø Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional……………………...Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous………………………Very fat.
Ø Large frame……………………...Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
Ø Yes……………………………….No
Ø No………………………………..Yes
Ø Maybe……………………………No
Ø We need………………………….I want
Ø I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
Ø We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not
Ø Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
Ø I am hungry………………………I am hungry
Ø I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy
Ø I am tired…………………………I am tired
Ø Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!
Ø I love you………………………...Let’s have sex now
Ø I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?
Ø May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.